Thursday, May 22, 2008

Received as a text

R. Kelly is gonna be singing heaven I need a hug, so Sadie get my new cell mate off my asss 'cause he thinks ain't nuthin wrong with a lil bump and grind while he sticks his key in his ignition and steps to the name of love.  He will have to change his name from R. Kelly to KY Kelly.

38 comments:

  1. ooooooh that was too funny... lol

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  2. You should hear convo's with my sis and The Dude...

    He completely despises Kelly, he cant stand his music, doesnt care for him as a person and this whole video tape and child sex porn makes him mad as hell... And thinks he should rot in jail.

    Now Tiff on the other hand, loves his music, thinks hes some kind of musical genius, thinks that he was set up, thinks its not really him in the video, and basically thinks somebody did her "boo" wrong... And thinks hes gone get off..

    I just sit and laugh and listen to them, funny as hell.,..

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  3. I think he's hella talented but guilty.

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  4. Why his first name gotta be Robert?

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  5. Awww Baby, that's no reflection on you! I don't think anyone around here's worried about you peeing on them! *peeling out on the Big Wheel*

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  6. I'll be releasing different bodily fluids all over you.

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  7. To piss or not to piss on a girl is the question...lol

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  8. I hope he releases one more inspirational album, and then gets locked up for a long time..

    When he comes out, I hope he's not too damaged to make music again.. heh heh heh

    ha ha ha ha lol... lmao BBBBWWWWWWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA !!

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  9. LMAO! I'm laughing more at Rob and Deedles than I am the post, you guys are off the chain today!!!

    Post was funny too :)

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  10. lmaoooooooo horny fools otta get a cyber room... lol

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  11. We're going to your room. You wanna watch again?

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  12. You think he'll become a jailhouse preacher Cos?

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  13. you know I'm a bit of a voyeur, I'll watch :) hehe

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  14. You gon be laffin for a month Twin.

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  15. Naw.. he'll go muslim... theres more chance to protect your ass with them, if they take him in...

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  16. yeah, I ain't a full-fledged voyeur....yet ;)

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  17. ummm, ewww as I bite in an apple. I did not need to see that!!!! ROFL

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  18. I would love to feel sorry for Mr. Kelly, but given his relationship with Aaliyah its pretty clear he has a thing for underage girls. What I can't understand is that here is a person who had EVERYTHING most people would dream of...the houses, the cars, the money, gig as a famous singer...but you can't stay away from 14 year olds??? How could he not know that could cost him everything? What the HELL was he thinking!?!?

    OK...rant over... I'm gonna go duck now...

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  19. I was never an R. Kelly fan so it's easy for me to say lock him up!!! The only thing I hope he doesn't do is to continue to drop the soap.......lol! On second thought.......never mind!

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  20. LOL...very cute and good for his azz!

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  21. "Trapped in the Courtroom" is gonna be great.

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  22. Heyyyyyyyy! Watch that! My nephew's nickname is Bubba!

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  23. Let this be the one and only part to that!!!

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