Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Just Curious: Did You Name It?

Some folks have named their ummm genitalia.  Why?  I'll never know.  I have come across some wild ones though.  The funniest to me being Rollo....

I've found that more men name their penises than women name their vajayjays.

Why fellas?  Have you named yours?  Share with me.

**for the record, I have NOT named her**

44 comments:

  1. I haven't named mine. I just say "HE", "HIM"...and on occasion, I've said "Baloney Pony".

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  2. I named mine because I pretty much have a name for everything. That's just me...

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  3. I was given the name I have for mine...

    I auditioned to dance nede a few years ago, and I did'nt have a stage name...

    When I took of my clothes I was given "Lil' Jah", and it stuck ever sine...

    Lol!!!

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  4. My son just recently told me he named his. I won't divulge it, but I thought it was hilarious that he even thought to name it.

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  5. I have a name for mine(his name is John Stud(like the wrestler) but I just call him John) but it was more a type of code so that if I was out with my lady I could ask her for sex without others knowing LOL. I would say something like "John told me to tell you he was gonna call you later on" and they would know what was up LOL

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  6. i was going to have mines named but she couldn't get the name out her mouth cause she was laffin too hard.....*cuss'n in chinese and holdin back tears @ the memories*

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  7. I never even thought about naming it...
    BUT it was given a name so I guess thats official lol
    Spunkey Munkey ;-)

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  8. Oh yes.. ole girl has a name...
    (all my shit has a name.... like y'all didn't know that)

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  9. Hmmm good point Mona...Ok ladies, has it ever been named FOR you?

    2 exes call it GP and another ex calls it "Dat good shit"

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  10. I posted a comment... it posted twice. I tried to delete one and they both went bye-bye.
    Mine has a name, just like everything else I own... lol

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  11. Mine is named "The plate"....cause its good enough to eat off of *blushing and giggling*

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  12. Long story ...started with a pair of boy shorts I had on LMAO

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  13. The best stories start with a pair of boy shorts lol

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  14. well I have al ot of boy shorts...and a lot of stories to go with them so you right
    lol

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  15. Nah..thats a whole blog entry in itself lol

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  16. Then I'm gonna need pics to go with the story. *wink*

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  17. Oh my!!!

    Me thinks you're going to inspire some poetry...

    ;-)

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  18. LOL! I have NOT named mine, but it is truly funny how many me have named theirs, and the names they come up with... *SMH*

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  19. I named my Samson, I was trying to help it get over an inferiority complex..

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  20. The one that sticks with me is my last long term ex - I called his "Thor" and he called mine "Sweet Pickles"....I don't even remember how we came up with that. It was funny to be around people like our family with him saying something like, "Damn I gotta taste for Sweet Pickles.. Me saying something like, "I gotta 9 o'clock with Thor." They eventually figured out Thor, but not Sweet Pickles.

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  21. Gives a whole new meaning to pickle on a stick! CTFU

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  22. lmaooooooooooooo deedles


    oh n btw ur bg creeps me out made me go put a shirt on n i stilll feel violated lmao

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  23. Sweet, sweet memories......*ahhhhhhhhh*

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  24. Sweet, sweet memories......*ahhhhhhhhh*

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  25. Mine has been called "Platinum".
    I never thought about naming it myself. LOL

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  26. Mines have a name...Not a name that I gave her, but someone gave it to her...

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  27. I dont think I'll ever have sweet pickles again... damn you...lol

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  28. Mines is DP maybe you can figure it out

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  29. That's what you get for being in grown folx bidness! LOL

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  30. I've been remembering the Sweet Pickles books all night, lol.

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  31. You know I know!

    Why did that silly ass Gigi ask if I wanted her to create me a sweetpickles.com website? LOL Crazy girl didn't know about the books.

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