**When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? Monday night
**What is the last thing you spent money on? Gas
**Who is the most attractive female on your myspace friends list? I don't even remember who is even on my Myspace page.
**Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month? I have lost.
**Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos? Puffy in the big bag, crunchy in the individual bags.
**Congratulations! You just had a son, what's his name? Savaughn
**What are you craving right now? Some more of that baked chicken I just tasted fresh out the oven.
**What was the last thing you cried about? I'd rather not say
**When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell them to keep it? Depends on what my funds look like at the time...
**What color is your tissue box? White with magnolias on it
**Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that? No, but the I just vacuumed the ceiling fan in the dining room.
**What is the last voicemail you received about? Another hospital bill *sigh*
**Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before? Yes
**Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year? My first day of dialysis
**Do you wear a name tag at work? no way
**What do you usually order from Taco Bell? two hard and one soft taco supreme with no tomatoes and medium sauce..
**Have you ever had a garage sale? Yes and from now on I'll donate whatever I want to people directly. It's just too much.
**What color is your iPod? Ipod? My Sansa MP3 player is hot pink
**What is the last alcoholic beverage you had? A cup of something red at Q's the 4th of July weekend.
**Are you happy right now? No
**Who came over last? Wow. My nephew...
up..
**Do you drink beer? I've only had one in my life
**Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted? I told them they were
**What is your favorite key on your key chain? I only have my car key on the ring.
**What was the last movie you watched at home? Three Can Play That Game
you lucky I got 4 eyes, cuz it was sho hard as hell to read this! lol
ReplyDelete**When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Yesterday when I got to work
**What is the last thing you spent money on?
Lunch from The Brown Bag
**Who is the most attractive female on your myspace friends list?
it's a tie between Jessica and Melody
**Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
lost weight... until I ate lunch today
**Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
Cheetos taste nassy. Where the Wise at?
**Congratulations! You just had a son, what's his name?
Shaun Pierre
**Congratulations! You just had a daughter, what's her name?
depends on if it's the first, second or third one...
**What are you craving right now?
chocolate chip cookies and pussy
**What was the last thing you cried about?
night before last
**When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell them to keep it?
gimme my damn change, please and thank you!
**What color is your tissue box?
huh?
**Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that?
yes, I have a dusty ceiling fan in my sitting room
**What is the last voicemail you received about?
prolly from that bill collector who keeps calling. I only check my messages once a month
**Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before?
yep
**Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
my daughter found a lump in her breast
**Do you wear a name tag at work?
supposed to, but dont. why you need my name for?
**What do you usually order from Taco Bell?
chicken soft tacos
**Have you ever had a garage sale?
nope
**What color is your iPod?
black
**What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Barcardi shot at school Monday
**Are you happy right now?
depends on your definition of happiness
**Who came over last?
my niece and nephew to spend the night
**Do you drink beer?
hell no! ugh...
**Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
plenty of times. that's prolly why my parents said I'm their favorite
**What is your favorite key on your key chain?
the one that opens the front door to MY HOUSE
**What was the last movie you watched at home?
about 3/4 of The Fantastic 4
You aint shit, ya aint never BEEN shit and you aint neva gon BE shit... LMAO
ReplyDeleteTHANKS for fixing the font, I damn near went blind reading that shit the first time!
Yet you love me *beaming*
ReplyDeleteI had to put glasses on my glasses to see it! lol
ReplyDeletespeakin of shit, I couldnt find them guacamole doritos at the cvs, Silky... sowwy!
ReplyDeletesheeeeeeeeeit Coke bottles ain't had shit on you! *snatching off your glasses and walking out*
ReplyDelete*pullin my spare pair outta my shirt pocket*
ReplyDeletetee hee!
Yes ma'am I do.. like I love my bike(s)
ReplyDelete*DEADDDDDDDD*
ReplyDeleteOhhhweeeeeeeeeee, what a combination!!!!!! So ummm, didja want that separately or together. LOLOLOLOLOL
Why do I think I am the LAST PERSON to know this???
ReplyDeleteI hope she aint ordering that shit @ Arby's, you get five menu items for $5.95 and she's already got a hellified combo... LMAO
ReplyDeleteyou stoooooooooooooooooooopid! LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteWHOOOOOSAAAAAAAAAAA
I did mention something to somebody earlier about dippin the cookies in the cookies....
ReplyDeletebutterum.... it really aint got to be that way! LOL
ALRRRRRRRRRRIGHTY THEN!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGirl, you aint know? I'm on laugh to keep from crying (or alternatively having a stroke, or killin a niggum) status...
ReplyDeleteAND I'm still at work. Clocking a GRIP to talk to y'all asses cause the documents aren't ready for efiling yet.
Somehow I'm thinking cookie crumbs IN the cookie might get a wee skosh uncomfy....
ReplyDeletedamn.... can you imagine pullin up to the drive thru and orderin that???
ReplyDeletebtw, I already got the chocolate chip cookies.... *ahem*
__________________on tha flo_____________________________
ReplyDeleteI don't know. It's not a secret...
ReplyDeleteAs a joke, sure I could.
ReplyDeleteI cheated on my husband with the trifingest niggum in captivity ...we at the drive thru one night and this fool asked for a 40 of Old E and a giant sour pickle with a peppermint stick.
I don't know. Somehow, I don't think the cookie crumbs would last on the cookie.
ReplyDelete*FLEEEEEEEES*
well I'll be damned....
ReplyDeleteHEY DEE!!! HERE GO SILKY TALKIN ABOUT CRUMBS IN DA COOCH TOO!!!
what ya'll got some weird "twinnin" thing goin on??
*pullin on my poncho an sombrero and sprintin for da border*
NOT
ReplyDeleteMAD
AT
THAT
shit, if you gon get it, get it right!!!!!!
Why'd I say something like that to her the other night when we were talking about something else?
ReplyDeleteok you know what? I'da been DEAD at the 40 of Old E....
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You almost sound surprised at the realization that I'm just as big a deviant as the rest of y'all....
ReplyDeleteYou should have met me when I was ho'in like sex was about to fall under Prohibition... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyit
it's just funny that you mentioned cookie crumbs in da cooch. Dee said something about toast crumbs in the cooter the other night....
ReplyDeleteI am just TOO THRU with you two! lol
and that's is hilarious! sex fallin under prohibition.... lol
yerp, you done told me before... lol
I will never forget that night as long as I live.
ReplyDelete**When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? WED. NIGHT
ReplyDelete**What is the last thing you spent money on? T-MOBILE BILL
**Who is the most attractive female on your myspace friends list? I DON'T EVEN HIT MY MYSPACE OFTEN ENOUGH TO KNOW.
**Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month? IF I PAID ATTENTION, I'D PROBABLY JUST BE MAD.
**Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos? CRUNCHY
**Congratulations! You just had a son, what's his name? JESUS JUNIOR, CUZ HE WOULD HAVE TO BE THE SECOND MIRACLE (MY SHOP WAS SURGICALLY SEALED 8 YEARS AGO)
**Congratulations! You just had a daughter, what's her name? JESUSETTE....LMAO
**What are you craving right now? SOME OF THAT FINE ASS MAN WITH THE BODY OF A GOD THAT HAS BEEN ROCKIN MY WORLD FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS...... *FAINTING FROM WANT & HITTING THE FLOOR WITH A THUD!!!*
**What was the last thing you cried about? FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN AND A DESIRE TO BE LIFTED FROM MY CIRCUMSTANCES.
**When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell them to keep it? I AM ONE OF THE CHEAPEST BITCHES I KNOW... I NEVER TELL PEOPLE TO KEEP MY MONEY...PLUS ALL MY CHANGE GOES INTO A JAR AT HOME AND WE PILFER IT WHEN THE ICE CREAM TRUCK COMES...OR GAS MONEY GETS LOW.
**What color is your tissue box? DON'T HAVE ONE
**Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that? NO FAN ON THE CEILING, BUT ONE ON MY FLOOR... IT WOULD NOT PASS THE WHITE GLOVE TEST...SAD TO SAY.
**What is the last voicemail you received about? SOMEONE RETURNING MY CALL AND WAITING FOR ME TO RETURN THEIRS.
**Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before? YUP.... STUPID SPAMMERS
**Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year? HITTING THAT DEER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ON A FREEWAY IN A LITTLE TOWN LOCATED IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE. (FREAKY AS HELL, I NEVER KNEW I COULD LOOSE IT LIKE THAT)
**Do you wear a name tag at work? WE SHALL FIND OUT SOON, BUT PROBABLY NOT
**What do you usually order from Taco Bell? BEAN BURRITO, NO ONIONS PLUS EXTRA SAUCE, or A #1 WITH NO ONIONS, TWO HARD SHELLS, PEPSI & ALL HOT SAUCE.
**Have you ever had a garage sale? YES.... MORE THAN I'D LIKE TO CONFESS TO, AND I'M WITH DEEDLES...THAT SHIT IS JUST TOO MUCH. UNLESS I AM IN DESPERATE NEED, I'MMA DO LIKE HER AND GIVE THAT SHIT OUT TO FOLKS.....DAMN *THINKING BOUT THE LAST ONE*
**What color is your iPod? NO IPOD... AGAIN, I'M LIKE DEELES... BUT MY SANSA MP3 PLAYER IS BLACK
**What is the last alcoholic beverage you had? A SWIG OF GRAND MARINER FROM A FESTIVE COLORED BOTTLE IN MY BEDROOM
**Are you happy right now? YEAH I SUPPOSE I AM... JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF... NOT A HAPPY DISCOVERY, BUT HAPPY TO HAVE UNLOCKED A LITTLE MYSTERY ABOUT ME.
**Who came over last? MY SON KYLE... CAME TO MAKE HIS MOM FEEL BETTER AND LET HER SPIT VENOM AT HER DISCONTENT OVER SOME SHIT.
**Do you drink beer? YES...THE ONLY ONE I ACTUALLY ENJOY IS MILLER GENUINE DRAFT... IN A BOTTLE (DRAFT IS USUALLY TOO MUCH FOR ME TO FINISH BEFORE THE CLOSING OF THE BAR)
**Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted? NO, BUT MY NEWLY ACQUIRED NIECE KEEPS TELLING MY DAUGHTER THAT IN AN ATTEMPT TO FLUSTER HER AND TEASE HER WHEN SHE IS GETTING IN MORE "TALK TIME" WITH ME THAN TAI. I THINK ITS CUTE THAT THEY FIGHT OVER MY ATTENTION. LOL
**What is your favorite key on your key chain? THE ONE I NEVER USE. IT IS TO MY BIO BOX (A BOX I BOUGHT TO STORE MY HANDGUN - WHEN I EVENTUALLY PURCHASE IT) THE KEY IS FOR EMERGENCY USE IF THE FINGER PRINT READER BREAKS OR SOMETHING... AND IT IS A CONSTANT REMINDER OF A HAPPY GOAL THAT I HAVE SET FOR MYSELF.
**What was the last movie you watched at home? RENO 911 MIAMI
**When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? WED. NIGHT
ReplyDelete**What is the last thing you spent money on? T-MOBILE BILL
**Who is the most attractive female on your myspace friends list? I DON'T EVEN HIT MY MYSPACE OFTEN ENOUGH TO KNOW.
**Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month? IF I PAID ATTENTION, I'D PROBABLY JUST BE MAD.
**Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos? CRUNCHY
**Congratulations! You just had a son, what's his name? JESUS JUNIOR, CUZ HE WOULD HAVE TO BE THE SECOND MIRACLE (MY SHOP WAS SURGICALLY SEALED 8 YEARS AGO)
**Congratulations! You just had a daughter, what's her name? JESUSETTE....LMAO
**What are you craving right now? SOME OF THAT FINE ASS MAN WITH THE BODY OF A GOD THAT HAS BEEN ROCKIN MY WORLD FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS...... *FAINTING FROM WANT & HITTING THE FLOOR WITH A THUD!!!*
**What was the last thing you cried about? FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN AND A DESIRE TO BE LIFTED FROM MY CIRCUMSTANCES.
**When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell them to keep it? I AM ONE OF THE CHEAPEST BITCHES I KNOW... I NEVER TELL PEOPLE TO KEEP MY MONEY...PLUS ALL MY CHANGE GOES INTO A JAR AT HOME AND WE PILFER IT WHEN THE ICE CREAM TRUCK COMES...OR GAS MONEY GETS LOW.
**What color is your tissue box? DON'T HAVE ONE
**Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that? NO FAN ON THE CEILING, BUT ONE ON MY FLOOR... IT WOULD NOT PASS THE WHITE GLOVE TEST...SAD TO SAY.
**What is the last voicemail you received about? SOMEONE RETURNING MY CALL AND WAITING FOR ME TO RETURN THEIRS.
**Have you ever blocked someone on MySpace before? YUP.... STUPID SPAMMERS
**Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year? HITTING THAT DEER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ON A FREEWAY IN A LITTLE TOWN LOCATED IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE. (FREAKY AS HELL, I NEVER KNEW I COULD LOOSE IT LIKE THAT)
**Do you wear a name tag at work? WE SHALL FIND OUT SOON, BUT PROBABLY NOT
**What do you usually order from Taco Bell? BEAN BURRITO, NO ONIONS PLUS EXTRA SAUCE, or A #1 WITH NO ONIONS, TWO HARD SHELLS, PEPSI & ALL HOT SAUCE.
**Have you ever had a garage sale? YES.... MORE THAN I'D LIKE TO CONFESS TO, AND I'M WITH DEEDLES...THAT SHIT IS JUST TOO MUCH. UNLESS I AM IN DESPERATE NEED, I'MMA DO LIKE HER AND GIVE THAT SHIT OUT TO FOLKS.....DAMN *THINKING BOUT THE LAST ONE*
**What color is your iPod? NO IPOD... AGAIN, I'M LIKE DEELES... BUT MY SANSA MP3 PLAYER IS BLACK
**What is the last alcoholic beverage you had? A SWIG OF GRAND MARINER FROM A FESTIVE COLORED BOTTLE IN MY BEDROOM
**Are you happy right now? YEAH I SUPPOSE I AM... JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF... NOT A HAPPY DISCOVERY, BUT HAPPY TO HAVE UNLOCKED A LITTLE MYSTERY ABOUT ME.
**Who came over last? MY SON KYLE... CAME TO MAKE HIS MOM FEEL BETTER AND LET HER SPIT VENOM AT HER DISCONTENT OVER SOME SHIT.
**Do you drink beer? YES...THE ONLY ONE I ACTUALLY ENJOY IS MILLER GENUINE DRAFT... IN A BOTTLE (DRAFT IS USUALLY TOO MUCH FOR ME TO FINISH BEFORE THE CLOSING OF THE BAR)
**Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted? NO, BUT MY NEWLY ACQUIRED NIECE KEEPS TELLING MY DAUGHTER THAT IN AN ATTEMPT TO FLUSTER HER AND TEASE HER WHEN SHE IS GETTING IN MORE "TALK TIME" WITH ME THAN TAI. I THINK ITS CUTE THAT THEY FIGHT OVER MY ATTENTION. LOL
**What is your favorite key on your key chain? THE ONE I NEVER USE. IT IS TO MY BIO BOX (A BOX I BOUGHT TO STORE MY HANDGUN - WHEN I EVENTUALLY PURCHASE IT) THE KEY IS FOR EMERGENCY USE IF THE FINGER PRINT READER BREAKS OR SOMETHING... AND IT IS A CONSTANT REMINDER OF A HAPPY GOAL THAT I HAVE SET FOR MYSELF.
**What was the last movie you watched at home? RENO 911 MIAMI
hello... just wanted to say i was here. Dont really wanna make a comment but I'm laughing with the others lol
ReplyDeleteYou are SO my sister... everything except the SUPREME part is me all the way!!! My sister is having a garage sale next week and after reading your resopnse I can only IMAGINE how this is going to go!
ReplyDeleteyou know I love you... I hate these things!!! give me a 10 question one lmao!
ReplyDeleteAwwwwwwww I love you too Boo! *lookin around for Cyn*
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