I just had to tell someone. A man just left my office (I presume he's homeless) and this is what he wore...
A green floral skirt, some green flip flops, pink painted toes, a white purse, a Kim Possible backpack, a dark wool coat, an assortment of grocery bags, a red tote and a colorful wristband bracelet.
He was not effeminate and appeared to be otherwise just a normal corporate america white male in dire need of a bath.
Thanks for listening
Ummmmmm
ReplyDeleteok
Did you say a SKIRT????
ReplyDeleteOooooooKkkkkk
lawd
ReplyDeletethe pink painted toes is where I got hung up on!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteAt least he was matching!
ReplyDeleteHow exactly was he "wearing" the grocery bags?
ReplyDeleteBless his heart.....
ReplyDeleteRIGHT IM SO CONFUSED NOW CAUSE OF THE PINK TOES
ReplyDeleteWow. LOL
ReplyDeletewow!
ReplyDeleteI just HOLLARED..... lawd tooday.......
ReplyDeleteThat's a shame. At least his toes are PAINTED!
ReplyDeleteHanging from his arms
ReplyDeleteId like to know this too.. LMAO
ReplyDeleteAH IC
ReplyDelete...and a Kim Possible backpack.
ReplyDeleteOkay.
ummmmm damn i'm speechless
ReplyDeleteFTFO RIIGGHHHTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! I said outloud "KIM POSSIBLE???? SERIOUSLY????"
ReplyDeletebut yalll....he as MATCHING! his flip flops matched his skirt...don't forget that. And kim possible is in fashion. And well....the grocery bags...its a new statement! Shooo....kroger bags are so shiek!
ReplyDeleteThat was just his way of letting you know that you can call him, beep him, if you wanna reach him LOL
ReplyDelete*poppin TS in the back of the neck*
ReplyDeleteWhy I gotta get popped, I ain't be got no weapon lol
ReplyDeleteCuz if I did anything longer, I might wanna play in your hair. LOL
ReplyDeleteWell you would actually have to move th hair to find my neck lol
ReplyDeleteOMG LOL!
ReplyDeleteCTHU.... u slay me dude
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOOOO I AM IN TEARS
ReplyDeleteOh God, more craziness ? I can't stannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd it.
ReplyDeleteSighhhhhhhhhhhh
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ReplyDeletebless his confused heart. He lost his marbles.
ReplyDelete*smh
ReplyDelete....but he FOUND some toenail polish...I guess.
ReplyDeleteFTFO!!!!
CTFU
ReplyDeleteLOL..and a Kim Possible backpack. Life is good.
ReplyDeleteat least the skirt, flip flops and purse matched.. jeez whachu want???
ReplyDeleteKim Possible, huh...? he has good taste in kid's merchandise....
a wool coat, you say? full length, 3 quarter length, or waist length? it's hard to find wool in full length and waist length these days. you shoulda found out where he got it from.....
and ERRYBODY knows that pink n green match! maybe he's AKA or something.... I wonder if he was here for the 100th anniversary a couple weeks ago... hmmmm....
so what kind of help did you give him?
You know what, that man, with his crazy self, is probably more happy & content than most of us are. He might wanna 86 the coat tho....It's a lil moist in the midwest right now.
ReplyDeleteBless his back pack toting heart.
It was in the back pack! Duh!! LOL
ReplyDeleteIt was in the back pack! Duh!! LOL
ReplyDelete*pop in yo fo'head* Where you been woman?!?!
ReplyDeleteAnd uh, he wanted a Springfield map...
and you know what? you're prolly right!
ReplyDeleteBless his back pack totin' heart...
apparently missing my V8 today.... lol
ReplyDeleteUmm...yeah.
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOO I AM IN TEARS ON THIS 1
ReplyDeletewhat?
ReplyDelete*tee hee*
*blink, blink*.....wow....
ReplyDeleteI bet u do need a V8!
ReplyDeleteactually, I need a V9, but you know....
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