Some folks have named their ummm genitalia. Why? I'll never know. I have come across some wild ones though. The funniest to me being Rollo....
I've found that more men name their penises than women name their vajayjays.
Why fellas? Have you named yours? Share with me.
**for the record, I have NOT named her**
I haven't named mine. I just say "HE", "HIM"...and on occasion, I've said "Baloney Pony".
ReplyDeletelmao @ baloney pony
ReplyDeleteI named mine because I pretty much have a name for everything. That's just me...
ReplyDeleteI was given the name I have for mine...
ReplyDeleteI auditioned to dance nede a few years ago, and I did'nt have a stage name...
When I took of my clothes I was given "Lil' Jah", and it stuck ever sine...
Lol!!!
My son just recently told me he named his. I won't divulge it, but I thought it was hilarious that he even thought to name it.
ReplyDeleteI have a name for mine(his name is John Stud(like the wrestler) but I just call him John) but it was more a type of code so that if I was out with my lady I could ask her for sex without others knowing LOL. I would say something like "John told me to tell you he was gonna call you later on" and they would know what was up LOL
ReplyDeletei was going to have mines named but she couldn't get the name out her mouth cause she was laffin too hard.....*cuss'n in chinese and holdin back tears @ the memories*
ReplyDeletePFFFFFFFFFT LIL like my ass! LOL
ReplyDeleteI never even thought about naming it...
ReplyDeleteBUT it was given a name so I guess thats official lol
Spunkey Munkey ;-)
Oh yes.. ole girl has a name...
ReplyDelete(all my shit has a name.... like y'all didn't know that)
Nope never named her. LOL
ReplyDeleteHmmm good point Mona...Ok ladies, has it ever been named FOR you?
ReplyDelete2 exes call it GP and another ex calls it "Dat good shit"
I posted a comment... it posted twice. I tried to delete one and they both went bye-bye.
ReplyDeleteMine has a name, just like everything else I own... lol
ROFL
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeletemy ex calls her the human cock ring lmaooo
ReplyDeleteMine is named "The plate"....cause its good enough to eat off of *blushing and giggling*
ReplyDeleteHe has a name. What of it?
ReplyDeleteWhatever...
ReplyDeleteHmmmm???
ReplyDelete(wondering why)
;-)
Personally, I want to know...
ReplyDeleteLong story ...started with a pair of boy shorts I had on LMAO
ReplyDeleteKeep going.
ReplyDeleteThe best stories start with a pair of boy shorts lol
ReplyDeletewell I have al ot of boy shorts...and a lot of stories to go with them so you right
ReplyDeletelol
Nah..thats a whole blog entry in itself lol
ReplyDeleteThen I'm gonna need pics to go with the story. *wink*
ReplyDeleteOh my!!!
ReplyDeleteMe thinks you're going to inspire some poetry...
;-)
LOL! I have NOT named mine, but it is truly funny how many me have named theirs, and the names they come up with... *SMH*
ReplyDeleteI named my Samson, I was trying to help it get over an inferiority complex..
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteThe one that sticks with me is my last long term ex - I called his "Thor" and he called mine "Sweet Pickles"....I don't even remember how we came up with that. It was funny to be around people like our family with him saying something like, "Damn I gotta taste for Sweet Pickles.. Me saying something like, "I gotta 9 o'clock with Thor." They eventually figured out Thor, but not Sweet Pickles.
ReplyDeleteGives a whole new meaning to pickle on a stick! CTFU
ReplyDeletelmaooooooooooooo deedles
ReplyDeleteoh n btw ur bg creeps me out made me go put a shirt on n i stilll feel violated lmao
No name here...
ReplyDeleteSweet, sweet memories......*ahhhhhhhhh*
ReplyDeleteSweet, sweet memories......*ahhhhhhhhh*
ReplyDeleteMine has been called "Platinum".
ReplyDeleteI never thought about naming it myself. LOL
Mines have a name...Not a name that I gave her, but someone gave it to her...
ReplyDeleteI dont think I'll ever have sweet pickles again... damn you...lol
ReplyDeleteMines is DP maybe you can figure it out
ReplyDeleteThat's what you get for being in grown folx bidness! LOL
ReplyDeleteI've been remembering the Sweet Pickles books all night, lol.
ReplyDeleteYou know I know!
ReplyDeleteWhy did that silly ass Gigi ask if I wanted her to create me a sweetpickles.com website? LOL Crazy girl didn't know about the books.